Red Thread...

There is an ancient Chinese belief which states that there is an invisible red thread that connects each of us to all of the individuals who have been, currently are, and will in the future be important to us in our lives.

This red thread can stretch, twist, and bend… but will never break.

Friday, May 6, 2016

How to Catch a Vampire

Katie was talking to Jennifer one day, and she gave her specific steps for catching a vampire. I have no idea how this conversation came about, but I thought the steps were pretty funny! Here were her steps and tips.


Step One: Capture the vampire and wrap him in rope.
Step Two: Take him to the police.
Step Three: Teach him manners.
Step Four: Throw socks at him.
Step Five: Get his remote. It's magical. It's the power that keeps him alive.
* The vampire has ten mysteries, so look everywhere.

There you go. You'll be safe whenever you encounter your next vampire!

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